Meet my new friend, the excuse hat.
Every time I post all of my excuses about not posting, I'll prepare you with this hat. I know, it's kind of an ugly hat hat, but it's made specifically to shield you from the storm of lies and rationalization.
So have you all got your hats on? Ok, good, cause here we go:
1. I had a party to go to.
2. I'm waiting for Nice Funny Boy to text me back.
3. I have to go to karate.
4. I'm really engrossed in the Kane CHronicles.