Hey, remember me? I'm that girl who posts on this blog? Anyways, you know what time it is?
"GUESS! THAT! EXCUSSSSSEEEEE!"
That's what my life would be like if I had a studio audience.
Jimmy:
Howdy there! My name is Jimmy James! Alrighty folks, today we have quite the excuse for you! to guess! We'll show you the clues, and you tell us why you think Lady Elisabeth hasn't been writing. Let's get started! Here's your first clue:
Jimmy: Okay, anybody want to guess yet?
BZZZRP!
Jimmy:
Mary Sue?
Mary Sue:
Oooh! Oooh! Ooh! She quit blogging to pursue a career in acupuncture!
Jimmy:
I'm sorry, that is incorrect!
BZZRP!
Jimmy:
Yes, Brick!
Brick:
Maybe she ate a chicken?
Jimmy:
Uh, no... Maybe you guys need another clue!
BZZRP!
Brick:
Her turtles... uh... needed to... uh... pee?
Jimmy:
Not quite! Sorry there Brick.
BZZZRP!
Jimmy:
What do you think Mary Sue?
Mary Sue:
Her cousin the acupuncturist stubbed a toe?
Jimmy:
Not even close! Okay, let's show the third and final clue...
Jimmy: Any guesses?
BZZZZZZRP!
Brick:
Some guy with hair like Mitt Romney's foot got electrocuted?
Jimmy:
AHHH! So close!
BBZZZZZRRPP!
Mary Sue:
Some guy with hair slightly like Mitt Romney's foot got electrocuted while recieving acupuncture from Zeus!
Jimmy:
Way off.
BZZZZZRP!
Elisabeth:
Her right pinky metatarsal is edema-ed and really painful so she has to wear a hideous surgical shoe while on vacation next week!
Jimmy:
WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT! SHE'S GOT IT!
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